The Northville Review
an online literary journal
Crime Scene Cleaners

Laura LeHew

Crime Scene Cleaners, Inc.
Training for the future …

Earn Top $$$ from home:

Wanted! Professional and Technical Engineers

Specializing in—
Latent loss of life (or limbs);
Assassinations or other bothersome and as
Yet unexplained unsightly carnage or butchery—
Insightful tactics, procedures, and forensic tips supplied;
No-account relative homicide(s) accompanied with
Grave-side service; late night “clean-ups” our specialty;
Schedule an interview now at:


Excellent retirement benefits, training,
and relocation packages
Invoices paid Net 30;
Guaranteed gratuity of 18%

(added for parties of 6 or more)

EEO/AA Employer
Quality is Very Important to us

About the author

In addition to being a crazy cat lady, Laura LeHew is an award winning poet whose poems have appeared or are forthcoming in Eating Her Wedding Dress: A Collection of Clothing Poems from Ragged Sky Press, Ellipsis, Her Mark Calendar ’07 & ’09, J Journal, Pank, The Syracuse Cultural Workers’ Women Artists Datebook ’10, and Untamed Ink. Her chapbook Beauty is due out in May. In her spare time Laura is busy spinning up a new press: Uttered Chaos