Crime Scene Cleaners, Inc.
Training for the future …

Earn Top $$$ from home:

Wanted! Professional and Technical Engineers

Specializing in—
Latent loss of life (or limbs);
Assassinations or other bothersome and as
Yet unexplained unsightly carnage or butchery—
Insightful tactics, procedures, and forensic tips supplied;
No-account relative homicide(s) accompanied with
Grave-side service; late night “clean-ups” our specialty;
Schedule an interview now at:

1-800-XTE-RMN8
www.themercenary.gov

Excellent retirement benefits, training,
and relocation packages
Invoices paid Net 30;
Guaranteed gratuity of 18%
(added for parties of 6 or more)

EEO/AA Employer
Quality is Very Important to us