[built from the comment section of the youtube film “1 Hour Burning Logs in Fireplace”]

If that fire was a potato, it would be a great cat. I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DON’T LET YOU
MAKE SNOWFLAKES. The best part of this laughed after burning wood—when the person’s
hand came onto the screen. I’m surprised how many people remove the spaces. STOP
THROWING WOOD AT IT. Omfg, I just had a heart attack. I’m literally crying right now.
Everyone, that’s mental. I am touching the fire & it doesn’t even hurt. I keep throwing
marshmallows at the screen, but nothing happens. WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THIS? I find
this difficult to masturbate to.

+I actually / searched this / because I felt cold