I will walk into the Atlantic
and not walk out

which is funny
because living next to an ocean is supposed to be a privilege
but it’s really more similar to having a loaded shotgun in the closet at all times.

In addition my memory suffers indefinitely from itself,
memory. Low tide attracts widows
and high,
owners of expensive mid-size dogs.

My pheromones are dripping with protest a
nd consider the Grecian economy
as a small lizard to be trotted along on a leash.

Blonds,
or blondes,

Macon, GA please
save me from such unqualified excess.