Written By Shanny Jean Maney, Age 11 (Jurassic Park) and 13 (Independence Day)
I. Jurassic Park
II. Independence Day
I like the way you say things, so articulate and braineyackie.
Your science knowledge makes me feel like my underwear is
ticklish and I think I will maybe pee accidently in this drive-
in double feature. It’s You and Rookie of the Year. Rookie of
the Year was really funny. They said “funky butt lovin” so
many times I thought I was maybe going to pee my pants
then, too. That was different than this. I’m nervous.
I like the way your clothes are on you. You have tan skin
and you look bulgy. You look like you could lift me up really
easily, and I weigh almost seventy pounds. If I had a bra, I
think I would let you touch the strap of it.
Now it’s a repeating pattern of a Scottie dog I made entirely
by myself. Red and black. No one even showed me how. On
that note, my brother didn’t even know how, and he’s in high
school honors. It’s a Scottie dog. I get A’s, Jeff Goldblum.
Does he like “Dream Lover?” By Mariah Carey? I do. I have
it on a CD. The whole album is on it, and the whole album is
called “Dream Lover.” Have you ever heard it? If you want
you can borrow it. And give it back to me.
They. Look. Great. On. You. Sorry, my heart is
POUNDING here. I do not know why, but I keep
simultaneously trying to and trying not to imagine what it is
like when you have to go to the bathroom. It’s so weird!
JEEZ I’ve gotta pee. Listen. I have on a Fruit of the Loom
training bra, double A. It’s white. It’s made of t-shirt. The
straps are kind of pretty. I feel like you should see it.